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Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Sweet Jailbreak

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Slug cowboys

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Grow up, Slim.

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

Pandemic playhouse.

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'