Prison Break Dreamers Gifts

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

Escaping the Firing Squad.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

'Don't tell me-you're the famous Grimaldi acrobatic troupe, right?'

Sunbathing in jail.

"I found your contact lens."

The great escape.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"