Prison Break Dreamer Gifts

'After cheating death, I naturally assumed I could cheat taxes, too.'

Sunbathing in jail.

'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

Desert Island Inmate

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Prisoner

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'