Prison Break Dreamer Mugs

'After cheating death, I naturally assumed I could cheat taxes, too.'

Sunbathing in jail.

Prisoner escapes into his own painting.

'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner