Prison Break Plotter Mugs

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

'How did you get my secretary?'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Prisoner

"What's your exit strategy?"

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'