Prison Break Raconteur Mugs

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

Desert Island Inmate

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Prisoner

The great escape.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"