Detention Dreamer Gifts

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'