Prison Break Fantasy Fan Gifts

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Golf escape.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Cancel all hunger strikes."