Prison Break Enthusiasts Gifts

"We're letting you out on parole."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Desert Island Inmate

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Chick escapes from egg prison.

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Prisoner

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'