Prison Break Enthusiasts Gifts

For crying out loud, bring the book with you, then.

"We're letting you out on parole."

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

Desert Island Inmate

Chick escapes from egg prison.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'