Jailbreak Enthusiasts Gifts

Counting down the days.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"I found your contact lens."

Exit vent. Cell block. Climb down bedsheets. Hide behind shrubs. Machine shop. Get tools. Cut fence. Climb tower. View prison up here. Supply room. Crawl through vent. Rope ladder. This escape plan of yours might have worked if it wasn't for the going-away party! Good bye! We'll miss you.

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

The Bardman of Alcatraz.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

"I think I found the problem...."

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

The great escape.