Jailbreak Enthusiasts Gifts

Counting down the days.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

The Bardman of Alcatraz.

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

Prisoner

The great escape.