Jailbreaks Gifts

"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Police Lineup Escape

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

Desert Island Inmate

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

The great escape.