Jailbreak Jokers Gifts

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"White Collar Prison"

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Police Lineup Escape

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Sweet Jailbreak

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'The Not so Great Escape.'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Love in prison.

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."