Jailbreak Jokester Gifts

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

Police Lineup Escape

"I need to take this call outside."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Wow. It really opens the place up.'

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

'Please can I just lick the bowl?'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"Sure as eggs, that escape key won't work...? But give it a go anyway."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"White Collar Prison"

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Guilty times infinity."

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

Small Clams Court

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

'If the members of the jury would look under their seats, they will all find a lovely gift from my client. . .'

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

"Hey! You're supposed to be a hanging judge."