Jailbreak Jokester Prints

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

Police Lineup Escape

"I need to take this call outside."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Wow. It really opens the place up.'

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

'Please can I just lick the bowl?'

"As a living space, it's positively nightmarish, but the acoustics are quite good."

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"Sure as eggs, that escape key won't work...? But give it a go anyway."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"White Collar Prison"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Guilty times infinity."

Small Clams Court

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

I swear to tell the truth, but not solemnly.

!. Exclamation point overrulled.

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'