Jail Break Jokers Prints

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"White Collar Prison"

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Sweet Jailbreak

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'The Not so Great Escape.'

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'

Love in prison.

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'