Prison Break Humorist Prints

Ice Creams for Prisoners

Prisoner Crossing

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

When staffing agencies screw up.

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

Convict Decor

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

At least you have security!

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

Martha bakes with her new friends.

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'There's a rumour we're all going to be released and forced to join the NFL.'

"Hey, this reminds me of camp when I was a kid! I won't bore you with all the stories! Well, ok. . . there was this one time. . ."

"See you later. Do you want the door closed?'

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"I found your contact lens."

"They say you're good with forgeries?"