Prison Break Humorist Gifts

Ice Creams for Prisoners

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Prisoner Crossing

When staffing agencies screw up.

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Convict Decor

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

Martha bakes with her new friends.

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

At least you have security!

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

"See you later. Do you want the door closed?'

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

"They say you're good with forgeries?"