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Jailbreak

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

Sweet Jailbreak

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

Get you anything while I'm out?

Escaping the Firing Squad.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

The great escape.