Prison Break Shows Gifts

Jailbreak

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

Escaping the Firing Squad.