Prison Break Aficionado Gifts

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Escape

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Desert Island Inmate

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'