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'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

For sale sign in prison yard

Get you anything while I'm out?

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I found your contact lens."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Escape

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

Desert Island Inmate

"You ever done time?"

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"What's your exit strategy?"

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell