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FISH ESCAPE.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner

"What's your exit strategy?"

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.