Prison Break Cinema Fan Gifts

'I knew that basketball player wouldn't be here long.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Food Chain Gang

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Preferred Prisons

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

Desert Island Inmate

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

A toast, to the ones who got away.

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that lousy sketch artist!