Prison Break Gifts

"There you go again, trying to solve my problems. I'm not asking you to do that. I just need you to listen."

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

"I found your contact lens."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Exposed and imprisoned.

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

After 15 years Mike was released

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Prisoner

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Wilson's back in the work force, and apparently not too humbled by his prison term.'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'