Prison Break Buffs Gifts

"Oh, just sitting around doing five to ten for armed robbery. And you?"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

Chick escapes from egg prison.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'