Prison Break Planners Gifts

Yeah, I get it, but maybe we can escape the prison of the mind after we get out?

'Did you remember to take the soap and towels?'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Exposed and imprisoned.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

Get you anything while I'm out?

"I found your contact lens."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."