Prison Break Planners Gifts

'Did you remember to take the soap and towels?'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

Escaping the Firing Squad.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

"They say you're good with forgeries?"