Prison Break Strategist Gifts

All I know is, one of us is in big trouble.

"My wife got the time and place right...but she blew the horn!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"It's been a big week" thought Wendell.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

No, pal, I don't know if the chicken is free-range.