Prison Break Strategist Mugs

"My wife got the time and place right...but she blew the horn!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"It's been a big week" thought Wendell.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Exposed and imprisoned.

Sweet Jailbreak

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Desert Island Inmate

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.