Prison Escape Strategist Gifts

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

"Wow. This sucks."

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Prisoner escape

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

Trimming

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

'Is this the smoking area?'

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

'Exit'

'If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!'

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

'I started out writing ransom notes, then switched to escape fiction while in prison.'