Prison Escape Fanatic Gifts

'I started out writing ransom notes, then switched to escape fiction while in prison.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

The Professionals.

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Prisoner

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Prisoner escape

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"