Prison Escape Enthusiast Gifts

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

'You've escaped once too often haven't you?'

Trimming

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Houdini's Dog

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Patient walking out of hospital.

Desert Island Inmate

Prison Escape

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

"What's your exit strategy?"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prisoner escape

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."