Prison Escape Enthusiasts Gifts

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Prisoners.

Burglar pops out for shopping.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Prisoner escape

"What's your exit strategy?"

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

"I found your contact lens."

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

The great escape.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"Just came back to pick up my mail."