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"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Prisoners.

Burglar pops out for shopping.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Prisoner escape

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

Trimming

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

The great escape.

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'