Prison Escape T-Shirts

"Lunch on Tuesday? I won't be free. How about Thursday week?"

"I was just getting a brick for my loo."

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Sweet Jailbreak

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.