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'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

'You've escaped once too often haven't you?'

Trimming

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Houdini's Dog

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Patient walking out of hospital.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Prison Escape

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner escape

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."