Prison Escape Artist Gifts

"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Jail-breaking for dummies.

Prisoner escape

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

"Just came back to pick up my mail."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Tweaking the CV.

Chairmen of the Bored

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Prisoner still life painting.

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."