Imaginative Escape Artist Gifts

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Chairmen of the Bored

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Prisoner Crossing

Bill endures yet another wooden presentation delivered to a room full of waxen figures.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"Well I hope that gives you a flavour of what the work is about...any questions?"

'Now let's stop clowning around.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Sweet Jailbreak

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

'I'm working on the report for the third quarter as we speak.'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!