Imaginative Escape Artist Gifts

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Chairmen of the Bored

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Prisoner Crossing

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

Bill endures yet another wooden presentation delivered to a room full of waxen figures.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

"Well I hope that gives you a flavour of what the work is about...any questions?"

'Now let's stop clowning around.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

Sweet Jailbreak

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

'I'm working on the report for the third quarter as we speak.'

'Good management is based on clear communications...staff need to know exactly what we require if we expect them to be effective and motivated!'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!