Prison Artist Gifts

Prisoner still life painting.

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

Exhibition for Prisoners

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

Prisoner escape

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

Prison Paintings

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'There's a rumour we're all going to be released and forced to join the NFL.'

"When you said every single one of us without exception, did you mean me too?"

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

I don

"Any word on my appeal?"

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

"Just came back to pick up my mail."

Catching him was easy. Capturing the man behind the crime proved more difficult.

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"Wait a minute. Which one of us is in jail and which one is visiting?"

"I got tired of running."