Prison Art Lovers Gifts

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Prisoner still life painting.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Prison Paintings

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Prison Art - Bent Screw

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'...And we'll soon have you out of those nasty black clod-hoppers and into some nice comfy slippers.'

Prison windows.

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

'Dear, I'd like you to meet Michel LeCouteau -- we did time together once.'

Conjugal visitors only!

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'Hey, do mind swinging by my place to pick up my jail-jammies?'

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Didn't they tell you? I've had the builders in.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

'Don't worry - You'll cross the pain threshold in a couple of years.'

Christmas in prison.

"We live in a cell. Why can't we have a cellphone?"

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'