Funny Jail Art Gifts

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prisoner still life painting.

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

'It's for you.'

Prison Paintings

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Prison Art - Bent Screw

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"He told me it was for a hot tub."

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Term Life Insurance

'What are you in for?'

Prison windows.

'Does this orange jumpsuit make my butt look big?'

'Just think of it as your time share condo.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"I was just getting a brick for my loo."

'I saw him first!'

HM Prison Vet

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

Summer Arrives At Devil's Island

All this place needs is splash of paint and some pretty drapes.

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

'With you being the president of a mattress company, I can imagine this is going to be quite an adjustment for you,'

Christmas in prison.