Funny Jail Art Pillows

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prisoner still life painting.

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

Prison Paintings

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'It's for you.'

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

Prison Art - Bent Screw

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Prison windows.

'Just think of it as your time share condo.'

'What are you in for?'

Term Life Insurance

'Does this orange jumpsuit make my butt look big?'

HM Prison Vet

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

'I saw him first!'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Summer Arrives At Devil's Island

"I was just getting a brick for my loo."

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

"Damn, wrong file."

Christmas in prison.