Prison-themed Art Collector Pillows

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Prisoner still life painting.

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

'What are you in for?'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Prison Paintings

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

'I love what they've done with the place. It looks so modern!'

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

Prison windows.

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Tenpin Bowling using Explorers and Missionaries heads for bowling balls

'...until the doctor put me on this bread and butter diet nothing worked for me.'

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

'I pride myself on maintaining a very healthy balance between family, career and incarceration!'

Christmas in prison.

"How long have those two been inside?"

The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror

"I'd like to talk to the warden about rescheduling my debt to society."

'My philosophy of life?... Trial and error.'

'Someday, son, all of this will be yours.'

State Prison - 'Don't give up on me Betty, they won't catch me next time.'

'Watch it man. I was tried as an adult.'