Jail Theme Collector Pillows

'What are you in for?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Prison Romance.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

You gonna eat your pickle?

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

Prison Paintings

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

'I love what they've done with the place. It looks so modern!'

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

Sheriff places his star on top of a Christmas tree.

' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'

Term Life Insurance

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

Convict Ties

'They could be up to something - you watch the feet and I'll watch the head'.

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

Summer Arrives At Devil's Island

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

'I pride myself on maintaining a very healthy balance between family, career and incarceration!'

"How long have those two been inside?"

"Don't think outside the box. Think outside of the cell!"

'I'm in for murdering my last cellmate for snoring. Sleep well!'