Jail Themes Pillows

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

Term Life Insurance

Tic-tac-toe

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Shakespeare in the clink

'Let's get a kitty.'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prison Wallpaper.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'What are you in for?'

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'It's for you.'

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'For once in my life I told the truth. For this they gave me twenty years.'

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

Arrows Pointing The Blame.

'Well, it's a little intimidating. All I managed to smuggle in was a comb.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'