Jail Themes Gifts

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

Term Life Insurance

Tic-tac-toe

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Shakespeare in the clink

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

Prison Wallpaper.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

'What are you in for?'

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

You gonna eat your pickle?

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

'It's for you.'

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

"He told me it was for a hot tub."

Arrows Pointing The Blame.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

'Well, it's a little intimidating. All I managed to smuggle in was a comb.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'