Artistic Inmates Pillows

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

Prison windows.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prisoner still life painting.

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

Prison Paintings

Prisoner escape

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

"When you said every single one of us without exception, did you mean me too?"

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."

Convict Ties

'Bad dog.'

"I got tired of running."

Prisoners game