Artistic Inmates Mugs

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

Prison windows.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prisoner still life painting.

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

Prison Paintings

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Prisoner escape

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

"Just came back to pick up my mail."

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'There's a rumour we're all going to be released and forced to join the NFL.'

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

I don

"When you said every single one of us without exception, did you mean me too?"

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Prisoners game

"Wait a minute. Which one of us is in jail and which one is visiting?"

"I got tired of running."

'Bad dog.'