Prison Painters Gifts

Prison windows.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prisoner still life painting.

Exhibition for Prisoners

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Prison Paintings

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Prisoner escape

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prison Art - Bent Screw

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Convict Ties

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Jail-breaking for dummies.

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

Christmas in prison.

"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."

'Don't worry - You'll cross the pain threshold in a couple of years.'

'My philosophy of life?... Trial and error.'

"Well! According to my PDA, I've got the rest of the day free!"

Prison Yard.

Prisoners.