Prison Aesthetics Enthusiast Gifts

Prisoner still life painting.

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

Santa visits prison.

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

It's stopped raining. I think I'll be going!

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

Prison windows.

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."

'Can you sentence me to an overcrowded prison that has an overcrowded gang shower?'

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

"But, I don't want to call you 'Daddy'. Can't I just call you by your actual name?"

Christmas in prison.

'It's the latest electronic free-tracking tag...'

'Don't worry - You'll cross the pain threshold in a couple of years.'

The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror

Prison Yard.

'Someday, son, all of this will be yours.'