Prison Aesthetics Enthusiast T-Shirts

All this place needs is splash of paint and some pretty drapes.

Prisoner still life painting.

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"You ever done time?"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

Santa visits prison.

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

Prison windows.

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

It's stopped raining. I think I'll be going!

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Can you sentence me to an overcrowded prison that has an overcrowded gang shower?'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

"But, I don't want to call you 'Daddy'. Can't I just call you by your actual name?"

'It's the latest electronic free-tracking tag...'

Christmas in prison.

'Don't worry - You'll cross the pain threshold in a couple of years.'

The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror

'Someday, son, all of this will be yours.'

Prison Yard.

State Prison - 'Don't give up on me Betty, they won't catch me next time.'