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"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Prisoner still life painting.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Prison Paintings

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

Conjugal visitors only!

Prison windows.

'Dear, I'd like you to meet Michel LeCouteau -- we did time together once.'

'...And we'll soon have you out of those nasty black clod-hoppers and into some nice comfy slippers.'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Prison coffee table books.

'Hey, do mind swinging by my place to pick up my jail-jammies?'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

Listen. I'll change it in 30 - 60 days. Just use the yard until then.

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

'Didn't they tell you? I've had the builders in.'

No offense, Mr. Spontelli, but you're like, the worst guidance counselor ever.

All this place needs is splash of paint and some pretty drapes.

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

Christmas in prison.

"We live in a cell. Why can't we have a cellphone?"

'Don't worry - You'll cross the pain threshold in a couple of years.'